clockworkvaudeville:

when your parents try to explain a million things to you and youve just woken up

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patarnon:

Down on the west coast, they got a sayin’

patarnon:

Down on the west coast, they got a sayin’

sixpenceee:

my mom’s like why are you awake at 3am and im like why are you so obsessed with me

actionables:

fav Coachella 2014 looks

dirudo:

I don’t know why you reblogged from her.. she is such a hoe

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fancymen:

ғ ᴀ ɴ ᴄ ʏ ᴍ ᴇ 

dietcrush:

two fruits, a watermelon and an apple, wanted to run away together for they are in love. the watermelons dad finds out and the apple exclaims, “now we cantaloupe!”

durkin62:

watchoutboy:

OH MY GOD WHY, WHY DO YOU DO THIS ON A SITE WITH 13 YEAR OLDS WHO WILL ACTUALLY TRY THIS, STOP

Natural selection.

durkin62:

watchoutboy:

OH MY GOD WHY, WHY DO YOU DO THIS ON A SITE WITH 13 YEAR OLDS WHO WILL ACTUALLY TRY THIS, STOP

Natural selection.